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Airline Entertainment
Most airlines have this habit of showing movies on intercontinental flights, which can be kind of neat if you forgot to bring a book and for some unfathomable reason you haven't got a window seat.
The movies which they show are usually relatively recent Hollywood successes, which explains why I had to look at Tom Cruise's ugly grimace in MI3 everytime I looked away from the window.
Now.
If I had an airline - which I believe I should have - things would be completely different.
The only movies my airline would ever show would be airplane catastrophe movies.
We've got ConAir, Terror Flight of any Boeing you name and of course the lovely Snakes On A Plane.
So while you are comfortably curled up in your seat with a cozy DelusionalAir-blanket you can watch how others are thrown out of their seats, how they are suffocated with their blankets and how their refreshing drinks pour all over the for some reason exposed electronics.
I might also hand out toy snakes.
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